TRICK OR TREAT, smell their feet. LESION tears it up at Arlene's Grocery New York City, October 30, 2010. Photo by Trish Naudon.

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LESION HALLOWEEN PARTY 2011

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Bwah ha ha ha! LESION rocks the ass off Arlene's Grocery SATURDAY, OCTOBER 29th at 10pm Sharp. Show features world premiere of new film, "LESION: ManTitz!" as well as the band's new song "That's it, You're Dead to Me." Plus all the spooky LESION classics and (maybe even) new fan mail! Don't miss it!

 


MONKEY RUMP!

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A LESION fan's face is disfigured with acid. Can a baboon's rump skin save his dignity? Find out in this chilling 2010 LESION Halloween yarn starring Piss Promise and Dr. Hurtz. Features a very special appearance by Mr. pod!

Watch the full Quicktime movie NOW

Monkey Rump! from John Bergdahl on Vimeo.

 


WROUGHT IRON LIVE AT ARLENE'S GROCERY 10.30.10

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You missed the mind-blowing LESION Halloween show this year? Sucks to be you, friend. But don't despair, at least you can hear this throttling live rendition of Wrought Iron and feel like you were there.

Listen to Wrought Iron NOW!


LESION ROCKS FOR THE IRAQ AND AFGHANISTAN VETERANS

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On Friday, April 30th at 8pm, LESION performs a benefit show for the IAVA at Fontana’s in New York City.

Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America (IAVA) is the nation’s first and largest non-partisan, nonprofit organization representing veterans of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. The mission of IAVA is to improve the lives of Iraq and Afghanistan veterans and their families through education, community and advocacy.

Donate to the IAVA

 


LESION INTERVIEWED ON COLLEGE RADIO

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PISS, ART and the DOCTOR stopped by Rider University's 107.7 WRRC-FM The Bronc on March 25th. Highlights included PISS' semi-psychotic musings about playing guitar as well as a live acoustic performance of "Jump Ramp."

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SENIORS BALL REVIEWED BY GEARS OF ROCK

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"...dramatic flair and over the top theatrical vibe reminiscent of early Alice Cooper wrapped in a combustible package ready to unravel at any given moment. This fearless troupe's versatile knowledge of heavy music from Queen to The Dead Boys to AC/DC ("Jump Ramp") and horror-movie lyrical topics project a vivid first-hand picture of what living in Lesion's debauchery-laden land of sex, drugs, and rock and roll excess is like..."

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I TOUCH DEATH!

Watch the latest LESION movie in its ENTIRETY!

I Touch Death from Mike Faivre on Vimeo.



SENIORS BALL

SENIORS BALL

It took five years for LESION to release a new record but it was worth the wait. Nine brilliant rock songs and one incredible remix engineered and co-produced by the legendary Godfrey Diamond (Lou Reed, Aerosmith, Billy Squier). Includes I Am a Giant, Jump Ramp, So Well, Oh Well, The Witch's Tit and more. Download the SENIORS BALL press release.

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LESION DVD REISSUES COMING SOON

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Ah, the classics. Everyone loves a LESION movie (several of them have even won unimportant awards), but how do you get your hands on the stupid DVDs anymore? True, these cinematic epics delighted audiences for years, but have sadly been out of print for some time. Now, director Dr. Gustave Hurtz has personally overseen an extensive digital remastering process of all the movies, assuring that these important films can once again be enjoyed in all of their low-budget, shoddy production-value glory. Bonus features on the reissued DVDs include extended, "director's cuts" of select movies, photos and poster art from original movie premiere gigs, LESION live performances, trailers for all films, and more!

 


BUY SENIORS BALL T-SHIRTS

TEE SHIRTS

Show the world that you're not afraid to rock with these awesomely dope 100 percent cotton tees featuring the SENIORS BALL lady on front. In men and womens styles, long and short sleeve. More swag coming soon!

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DELUXE EDITION OF A FAN WRITES COMING SOON

A FAN WRITES

Details are sketchy, but Dr. Hurtz has promised a deluxe reissue of this classic compendium of fan mail before summer. Besides the original collection, this edition will include additional letters, and (possibly) the original LESION LINES, the unique invitations Dr. and the band would email announcing upcoming gigs (this was years ago, when they still spoke to each other, before they got old and bloated and stopped caring).